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Tsk tsk. What would you mother say about that?

I was mad at my mother one night and took off. Somehow, I ended up with this really hot girl in a laundry mat. I was too afraid to kiss her, but she banged he hand on a lip and got a cut. I don't remember if I did anything or not. I do know I wanted to get naked!

We never got together after that.

I do remember seeing my mother drive past.

Oh my! What would your mother say if she knew???