Too Good To Be True? Journey through the Crypto Underworld! BEST Crypto Stories and Experiences.

I have been trading in cryptocurrency for a little over a month and have experienced 300% gains on my investment. Am I the only one that is amazed by such positive returns and want to spread this to the world only to be ridiculed by the non believers? One person told me that "Cryptocurrency is no more real than Jesus himself. Since they cant see it and touch it, well it doesn't exist?". I was like WTF? That was the most ridiculous thing I've heard in my LIFE (Well 1 of many)! So I guess just because you cant see Wireless, it doesn't exist either and I guess you are just talking to imaginary people on the other side... I could go on and on...

I'm new to the Steemit scene and this is my very 1st post. Show some love by posting your funniest most interesting crypto experience. Lets make this an entertaining and fun experience for us all and get some good laughs in! Enjoy.