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RE: Someone held up a "Buy Bitcoin" sign during Janet Yellen's testimony to Congress

I seriously doubt Janet Yellen even knew she was in that room in front of that committee, let alone that someone was behind her.

She's an older model and lacks the rearward facing sensors.

Honestly it's a probably miracle her programming can deliver semi-coherent answers to the questions.

I heard she leaves a trail of hydraulic fluid as she enters and exits.

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hahaha I think she needs a software update

Hardfork 1 in Yellen - a fork you can't unstick.

I think they've already overclocked her way beyond her original specs.

At some point I think we'll see smoke coming out of her ears.

looked to me like her mind control was glitching.

I kind of resent that statement as she is younger than I am. It isn't her age that makes her the way she is.

You are obviously vastly superior to her though.

You're here at Steemit and she's there.

And it's not the age, it's the mileage.

Some wines improve with age, some turn to vinegar.

You're a classic, she's a clunker.

Better?

Well that got a laugh out of me!
I'll take it even if it doesn't quite fit.

As long as I made you smile. :-)