Well, we (my husband @chrisroberts and I) ARE hilarious.🙃 Welcome!

I'd say check out the contest tag and start entering. It's how you'll get to know folks the fastest. :)

Also, here's a post to help you get started. Don't upvote it! It is past payout, but still useful. 😃

🌟Pimp Your Post🌟 A Beginner's Guide to making your Steemit posts LOOK AWESOME.

Oh! If you are a writer (or not) here's a contest I have going:
Writing Prompt Contest

Also, I'm in Steemit.chat a lot if you need any help or have questions. It's a LOT to start navigating.