"...how current events in the ME are part of the biblical calls for end times..."
I deal with this almost daily. I have a good friend I love dearly, and when he can overcome his zealotry with reason he can really have great insight. He's an awesome source for medical information about supplements, cannabis, and etc., but he's really got his head in a weird space regarding religious doctrine.
"...hear all about what put my eyes to sleep."
I look forward to it.
However, paragraphs are a thing. Give 'em a try. You might like them!
Geez Ralph, when I have to start dressing up for you, my writing ambitions may be over, lol.
If you don't try to impress me, I'll think you don't care anymore.
No worries, I am not anticipating any time soon battling it out over who gets custody of the razor.