If you ever come to the United Kingdom, I will make sure you have a wonderful stay in the delightful Yarls Wood, where you will have the opportunity to meet many people from all over the world.

On landing at the airport, you will be greeted with Silver Bracelets and have the chance to enjoy the delights of the rear cabin on the European Steamboat, enjoying our country's world-famous government approved five star cuisine in some of Britain's centres of cultural excellence, and which all have such pastiche English names such as Wormwood Scrubs, Strangeways and Askham Richard.

I do hope you come, we would love to have you here! In fact, I am sure you will never leave!