This passionate and creative activist is also a candidate for President in 2016 and should be considered if you’re on the fence between the 2 major party leaders.
Why does Vermin Supreme deserve your vote?
FREE PONY PROJECT
Although Supreme has a radical vision of supplying every American with a free pony, he does have some interesting claims to support his idea.
The Free Pony Project will provide a 100% employment rate because a pony requires work?
Alternative transportation to using vehicles which will ultimately reduce the American dependence on fossil Fuels and lower greenhouse gas emissions.
Just from everyone getting a Pony!
-My only question is: Where will 400million ponies come from?
TIME - TRAVEL RESEARCH
Vermin has plans to expand the Federal Budget to include a massive project involving Time-Travel. As stated many times in interviews, he plans to go back in time to kill baby Hitler.
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE PREPARATION
This candidate has vowed to make every American prepared for the invasion of the Zombie hoard!
By being prepared for this inevitable apocalypse, Vermin has ultimately planed on capturing, not killing, the zombie invaders. If Americans are prepared, we can presumably in slave the zombies and use them as a power source: running on specially designed "hamster wheels".
Wow that is awesome - Not only does he plans to save the world from Zombies, but he has ingeniously invented an alternative energy source!
These are just a few of his stances and is not a complete list on what he would change about America if he were president. He also plans to start a "War on Gingivitis" and genetically engineering a race of "monkey fairies".
To be honest, he makes more sense then the 2 major party leaders. He may sound like a radical fascist, but to quote him,
"You should let me run your life because I know what is best for you"
We have done worse...
VOTE VERMIN SUPREME in 2016!
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I love Vermin Supreme. He should have a blog here on Steemit! I just wrote a post that would allow people to feel comfortable voting for him, but not throw their vote, in a sense! Check it out, would love to hear your thoughts! https://steemit.com/politics/@professorx/no-more-election-drama-a-constitutional-amendment-that-will-solve-our-election-worries
That is a good idea. Vermin might find some serious success on steemit. I would vote on his blogs!
OMG. This is so funny!
I am so glad I read your post and watched the videos. This guy is stupid! Wears a boot on his head? Just amazing the people that crawl out and run for president.
Yeah. Unfortunatly you can assume that, by now, Vermin Supreme has lost the election.
Well, better luck in 4years.