FACEBOOK
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment , what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom.
I give them pictures of my family, my dog and of me gardening , taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.
I also listen to their conversation, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.
And it works just like Facebook! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.
Great joke, you don't mind if I tell that one down the pub and pretend I was the funny dude that made it up do you?
OMG! I should be the one first to upvoted my own post.