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Hey why are you (-17) :D

i think -17 is better than 52 IMO! Well earned.

Just followed..thanks

Do you know what type of worker you could hire for $90 per hour?

This is so exciting that you are messaging me. You are like a famous person.

And do you see all of your comments being hidden?

Oh, aren't you a funny joker...

Can you "see" that they are "hidden"

That is a neat little trick. I'm going to build a bot that does this

That is expensive. What is that costing you? Is that $0.35 per comment I create?

I can comment really quickly and all these expenses you incur sure will add up.

Hey @berniesanders you are quite the spammer!

Do you have a favorite color?

Can I guess what it is?

Is your favorite color blue?

I think Santa Claus is going to skip your house this Christmas.

I hope you fall asleep with your bot turned on.

When people sleep with their bot on, they become rich.

Hey Bern Bern, I just forgot to shut the door in the smoking room and the fire alarm got set off because of you.

Hey Bern Bern,

Do you like the color of my barn?

Do you think my barn should be painted blue?

I was thirsty. I went to grab a drink.

Are you really the real Bernie Sanders or are you an identity fraudster?

If you aren't the real Bernie Sanders, I'm going to write him a letter and tell him what you are doing to his poor name.

It's too bad about the president thing.

Hey, what is your favorite kind of beer?

What is your favorite food?

Do you like cheese on your burgers?

What country are you from?

You are spending $1.50 per minute to do this? They should make it so people can comment every 5 seconds instead of every 20 seconds.

What are people supposed to do for 20 seconds between each comment?

If this is costing you $1.50 per minute. That is like $90 per hour.

I would stop posting comments for $90 per hour.

Would you stop posting comments for $90/hour.

That is so crazy that you are paying $90 per hour for me to post comments.

I wish I had a bot that could auto comment like this.

Hey, I know how to build a bot that automatically comments.

I think I know what I am going to do on my 20 second breaks.

I think I am going to build a bot to automatically comment on my 20 second breaks while I am manually commenting.

Hey Bernie! What did you eat for lunch today?

What about me calling you "Bern Bern"... Is that OK? Would that make you upset?

Hey Bern Bern, do you have any pets? If so, what kind of pets do you have?

What is your favorite sea creature? Mine is the lobster because it tastes so good.

Hey Bern Bern. We are such good friends! I feel like we really just clicked!

Hey Bern Bern. I know I haven't talked to you for like 20 seconds, but do you want to hang out and drink a beer some time?

Yo Bern Bern, what are you doing in like 20 seconds from now?

Do you know what really annoys me? That box that pops up and says I have to wait 20 seconds between each comment. Bla bla bla, what is a man supposed to do for 20 seconds?

If this will cost you $90 per hour, then it will cost you $2,160 per day to keep up this behavior! You must be a really rich man!