Thanks @thebigsweed. You're definitely right! I discovered a phrase very early in my marriage that goes like this - happy wife, happy life!... it's not wrong!
I see what you mean with those signs too. That last one is hilariously pointless.
Thanks for wasting time reading my drivel. 👍
Anything that makes me smile and laugh is never a waste of my time. To me a waste of time is sleeping past 4 am.