Ha. You're gonna need to up that plug's size about 2-3 times. The blow up doll is 100 percent accurate to my anal proportions.

Also, you need to step up your game if you're only humping the chrome variant. We've already put out the ruby and gold versions, baby. Just go ahead and send me 100 Steem and I'll have one shipped out to you in a few years. Then you can flaunt all dat sexual status, nibba.