Hello, sisters and brothers Steemers! Welcome to another #whysoserious parody by @dumar022.

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This time with permission from @lordoftruth on his daily blog Market Brief! I promised it almost two months ago and now it's finally out.

Do not judge on quality of this content if you are not familiar with my "target content" made by @lordoftruth, rather check the last post from his Market Brief daily blog:

Market Brief / 06 - 02 - 2018!

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The global financial crisis brought big problems with all big investors. Not just the loss of all money they invested, but also and new phenomenon called RW (Runaway Wives). That new problem of the investors caused the rise of prices of manual tools - RW often end up in the hands of physical workers (those runaway wives would rather disappear with a plumber than say home with their bankrupted husband).
One of the most appreciated financial advisers T. B., who is also a big investor, was seen in his office standing with his feet on chair with the rope around his neck and watching those charts.
ECN announced that they also were infected by RW. One of their chairmen publicly spoke that he told his wife that he will probably lose his job. He asked her does she still love him! She said: "Yes, but I'm gonna miss you very much..."
The world's best advisers suggest that all investors should hold, be patient, and their RW will come back when this crisis is over.

My Personal Trading Plan
Stop at the shop and buy some chains to keep my wife in house!

THE ABOVE GRIEF IS MY PERSONAL OPINION AND DOES NOT CONSTITUTE ANY PROMISES OR GUARANTEES OF PROFITS. TRADING IN CURRENCIES AND COMMODITIES ARE HIGH RISKS. YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE ANY MATERIAL POSTED AS RECOMMENDATION.

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