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It's not? Shit! Hey! Check this out, I've been practicing more.

~Clears Throat~

Entonces, ¿cómo está el burro? Me gustaría que sean prostitutas de sopa el jueves. Parece que no puedo contener mi erección, pero me gusta el café con crema y cocaína.

It's getting better! Right!

Yep but "como está el burro" is a mistake, you have to say "como está maduro". It's an elegant way to say the same thing. Same as " café con crema y cocaína", you should say "café con leche y perico" Keep working, your are doing great!

Thank you so much for your teachings!

So, I played that prank on everyone once before. If you ever have a moment and would enjoy some more humor, read this one.

This Man Has Finally Discovered How to Learn a New Language for Free