The most important news so far this decade. Weasels have now successfully domesticated woodpeckers and are going to use flocks of them to mount an attack on humanity and take over the world. Evidence shown here of one of these wiley weaselpeckers in flight. Article below.
Actually this happened about 5 or 6 years ago and I missed it, but better late than never I guess. It seems the attack was thwarted.