Back then in high school, i was bullied so much. Then i learnt how to protect myself with some good comebacks, the bullies realized i wasn't all "nerdy" after all and those comebacks are still useful to this present day, this are my favourites!
If i wanted a bitch, i would get a dog
Oh my God! It spoke!!
If i wanted to kill myself, i'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level
I'm sorry dear, for you to insult me i must first value your opinion but nice try tho.
I'm busy right now, Can i ignore you some other time please?
I'm sorry, which language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit
I bet you were up all night trying to come up with that one
Awww! Its so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand
Its pointless trying to make fun of you, it would take you the whole day to figure it out
I don't know what makes you stupid but it really works
