Reddit jokes hot 25 on 2017-08-08

1. Amsterdam - have sex and get stoned.
2. My wife screamed in pain during labor...
3. Will glass coffins be successful?
4. A strict submarine captain is reassigned to a new submarine...
5. A photon is going through airport security.
6. Tom's scrotum
7. Dammmn girl, are you a smoke detector?
8. A mother is helping her son study for a geography test.
9. How do you spot a redditor in the grocery?
10. Son of a Bitch
11. An airplane yells at his rebellious son...
12. My New Dog
13. Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
14. Jack and Jill
15. Three bullets [NSFW] [LONG]
16. Why does it cost $1.50 now to put air in my tires?
17. There were two nuns;
18. What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
19. I saw my dad chopping up onions today and I cried
20. How long is a Chinese name
21. I love u
22. The Bard [Long]
23. Have you seen r/tifu recently.
24. A priest was confronted by a prostitute.
25. If pronouncing B's as V's makes me Russian..

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