I know lots of people who have said to me "hey friend" but haven't meant it. Although they didn't mug me (robber robs, mugger mugs) so I guess they were kinda friends with me for that brief moment that it takes to say: "hey friend".

Now this left me wondering if there are any mugger mugs out there for sale? "I'm a mugger" mug would make things so much easier for everyone because if someone walks to you on the street holding a mug like that it saves time and energy for everyone if one just puts all their money in to that mug. No words said, just a handy mug with a catchy phrase.

Oh wait...
NowIknowIknowIknow!
You could do that! Print an "I'm a mugger" mug!

Hey friend, what a coincidence, my friend. 😃