Culinary Fantasies - Jerk Chicken Edition

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Picture this..

Imagine the glorious feeling of pleasure upon your first sip of water, after being found in a near death state, lost in the desert. Imagine the mass elation you would feel upon receiving the news that you won the lottery. Imagine conceiving the formula for the world that rids itself of hate, disease and poverty. Imagine the feeling of making sweet love all of your favourite ways, all day long. Picture the overwhelming feeling of contentment that follows.

Now, put all of these experiences in the very same day -- the same moment. Harness these wonderful sentiments just as you would witnessing your offsprings 1st steps. Absorb the avalanche of goodness with all that brings; embrace it & close your eyes and remember it.

Do not stop there..

Now, picture fearlessly leaping from a plane at 20,000 feet with no parachute. Moments after the jump, you are embraced by a warm cloud harnessing your fall, carefully carrying you like a sleeping baby, slowly descending to a field of lavender with the strings of a heavenly harp strumming softly, all while soaking up the picturesque scenery of a cloudless day.

Take all of those feelings articulated above into one moment; one miraculous moment..

Perfection has arrived. Excellence has prevailed in your quest for eternal contentment.

Now, grab hold those feelings tight and smash them straight to your jaw region!!!

As you instantly collapse into a realm of blissful utopia, elevating your existence into a newly found state of consciousness, you think to yourself..
Am I having an encounter with God himself?

Some say this is how miracles happen.

Some say this is precisely what life is all about...

Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to your first bite of Jerk Chicken.

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🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

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*don't forget those Rice, Peas & Coleslaw 😂 😂 😂

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