You have probably seen all those leaked videos from China where people purposefully spit or cough on elevators buttons or whatever in an effort to get others effected by Corona. Here's one such fine specimen in case you haven't:
Yeah, you can somewhat protect yourself against idiots like this by using gloves, hand sanitizers and simply not touching your fucking face.
But now news are out that Corona spreads with farts!
And I bet there are many stealth farters out spreading their vile germs as we speak. And who could blame them? Sneaking a stealthy one is hilarious, even when deadly.
So get a mask. Protect yourself. After all, a battle-hardened nose may be able to resist even the vilest of the vile odours the human body can emit. But there's no guarantee you will survive the lethal combination of corona infested methane. Who knows what that shit can really do to your body?!?!?!
So, yeah. Mask. Buy one. Ideally, military grade.
In other news, here's a really cool story @lordbutterfly shared with me. This woman is a pure genious and shares plenty of practical wisedom. Don't miss it!
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lmao what the actual fuck is wrong with people? Why can't they just fuck, drink and stay home? It is always some shit
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wonderful information, as usual thanks for bringing awareness to this important topic :)
The purposeful spreading happens in many places. Even near our place 4 people were arrested for an attempt to spread purposefully. That's really sad.
There're similiar videos in Germany, probably these crazy people are to find around the world, just the punishment in China is more harder compared to consequences in the western world.