@JustinParke and Xzibit here once again, and we chose the lovely @RiverFlows for a Pimp My City π 2021 Edition π .
π A Holistic Approach For @RiverFlows π
Β Β Β @RiverFlows is the humble down-under founder of the NaturalMedicine.io, and she's recently tossed her hat into the DCity.io ring after hearing some glowing reviews from fellow Hivers. She puts a lot of efforts into this blockchain, so Xzibit and I decided it was time we took a holistic approach at pimping her city.
RiverFlow's Un-Pimped DCity ποΈ
Β Β Β Relatively new to DCity.io, she's already put quite a investment into this "game", so I just wanted to give her a little boost.
Β Β Β I sent Xzibit a fax detailing some of the problems her city is currently facing, and he called me back at the phone booth across the street. There are a lot of homeless and immigrants in her city, but Xzibit and I both felt the lack of humans to fill the jobs was the biggest issue to solve.
The Pre-Pimp Stats π
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| Population | SIM Income | Popularity | Education (0) | Creativity (0) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Base: 277 | Base: 373 | 218 | Discovery Chance: (0) 0% | Background chance: 0% |
| Popularity Bonus 43% Hospital Bonus 1% | Taxes: -63% | N/A | N/A | N/A |
| Total: 401 | Total: 138 | Total: 218 | Total: 0% | Total: 0% |
| Taxes | New Citizen Probability (2 hrs) | Training Chance | Crime Rate |
|---|---|---|---|
| Total: 64.8% | Total: 12% | Total: 6% | Total: 16% |
RiverFlow's Newly Pimped DCity π‘
Β Β Β Many of you know Xzibit and I are both a little strapped for cash these days, but we did our best to pimp this city with limited resources. Xzibit wasn't too happy when he found about the existence of Hive witnesses, but I assured him these positions are not snitches.
Β Β Β Knowing this city needed some humans, I decided that 1x Farm, 2x Apartments, and 1x Police Station would bring some balance to this city, although not solve all of its problems.
Β Β Β There were far too many jobs for the amount of citizenry, so that was priority number one, but of course we threw in several surprises.
The Post-Pimp Stats π
| Population | SIM Income | Popularity | Education (0) | Creativity (0) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Base: 322 | Base: 432 | 229 | Discovery Chance: 0% | Background chance: 0% |
| Popularity Bonus 45% Hospital Bonus 1% | Taxes: -58% | N/A | N/A | N/A |
| Total: 471 | Total: 182 | Total: 229 | Total: 0% | Total: 0% |
| Taxes | New Citizen Probability (2 hours) | Training Chance | Crime Rate |
|---|---|---|---|
| Total: 59.8% | Total: 12% | Total: 6% | Total: 16% |
That's Not A Knife π‘οΈ
Β Β Β Everybody knows real Aussies like knives almost as much as they love punching kangaroos, so Xzibit and I have made sure the new police station's only weaponry are knives.
Β Β Β Income is way up (27.5%) thanks to the new apartments, which have been kitted with the latest kangaroo defense technology, rabbit-proof fences, and overhead automatic Vegemite dispensers.
Β Β Β Xzibit had never seen a ute before, so after explaining to him it's like an El Camino for Crocodile Dundee, we took a cruise around the town and noticed some positive changes. For one, the new apartment blocks have already organized a monthly mullet competition, so that looks promising.
Β Β Β Enjoy your newly pimped city @RiverFlows, and I hope the knife-only police station can help to keep crime at bay. Xzibit, satisfied with a job well-done, headed back to the USA with some opals, a boomerang, a little kangaroo leather, and some emu oil.
π THANKS FOR READING π
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Ahhhh this is so hilarious!!!! The mullet competition... omg. So close to the truth... love this so much, it's hilarious!!! Thanks for your efforts . Appreciated a millionfold.
The pleasure is all mine, just hope you enjoy your overhead Vegemite dispensers. Word on the street is some hooligans went in and replaced them with Marmite dispensers, absolutely savage and disrespectful. !ENGAGE 15
Ugh - was it my husband??? I'll kill him...
ENGAGEtokens.Man! You crack me up! Love your humor and the above is only a fragment of that.
Would love to see a weekly Xzibit post!
Glad you enjoyed it Vincent. Going forward I may try and use the most common stereotypes of whatever country Xzibit and I happen to be pimping a city in. I do hope to make these posts a weekly thing once I figure out a template and format to keep. !ENGAGE 15
Awesome!
ENGAGEtokens.Rarely do I see cities lacks in population. Since sim price dropping good time to buy cheap basic homes or forests.
The low price is certainly not satisfying for daily payouts, but at least it's a good time to get in the game, and hopefully this slump in price will attract some noobs. !ENGAGE 15
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Thanks for your generous support @eii. !ENGAGE 10
ENGAGEtokens.This would make for some amazing celebrity and non celebrity TV!
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Me the celebrity and Xzibit the non-celebrity right? Cause I'm kind of a big deal on Hive and Xzibit has yet to even make an account of his own. π !ENGAGE 10
ENGAGEtokens.Kangaroo defense technology and rabbit-proof fences...hahahahaha.
Woof! Woof! Thanks for SWAP.DOGE tip, maybe you could use some of the latest Aussie defense technology at your place. !ENGAGE 10
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