There have been a few occasions where I knew ahead of time we were going to be stranded at an airport or other travel hold-up without hygiene access, so I have become a master of taking a hot rag bath in the bathroom stall of the airplanes while in flight. Had I known this situation in advance, I would've definitely hot-ragged it and changed clothes before getting off the plane.

Florida is indeed a strange place, and although I've never called it home, I become dangerously close to that more than once.