MURDER ON THE RUN - HE IS PROBABLY WEARING A SAUSAGE SKIN - 100% HIVEPUM


So my dear B&W Photography Lovers, I took exactly 2 pictures today.

Not the best ones as I was rushing by and didn't had the time to fully capture the scene but nonetheless you all get to see the 2 pictures.

It happened on a busy sidewalk.

I innocently walked Joy along the riverside. The cyclists annoyed the shit out of me...have you ever thought about throwing thumbtacks on a sidewalk so you as a pedestrian can walk 3 steps without being run over by a horde of 60+ year old people on E-bikes wearing kids helmets and are dressed in a sausage skin saying "Tour de France" when the persons body says "Tour de fridge"?

What's up with those bikers in Germany anyways? Do they exist elsewhere?

Many sausage skins are claiming the sidewalks lately. They behave like they have a Porsche under their butt yet they pretend to actually ride a bicycle as a sportive person.

Cheaters! Riding an E-bike is cheating!

But you, the pedestrian, the weakest link in the food chain of a shared sidewalk have to jump out of harms way, you have to watch how you save yourself and your loved ones when the ominous ringing of the bicycle bell rings behind you.

The noise of terror when walking next to the river. The noise of hostile pensioners, housewives and world savers that are wiling to rip your back open with their handlebars when you are not fast enough jumping into the nettles on the side.

Paired with the arrogance and superiority of a cyclist, who often likes to make a comment while cycling past, this is true horror.

My pictures are evidence of this path of destruction, a path of destruction left behind by the hypocritical morality of an e-biker.

See it with your own eyes people of Hive, electronic bicycles are killer machines not only for the planet and your wallet but also for this innocent creature!

I now have to admit that I do take pictures of every dead I find, little side note.

I can only assume what happened to this little cute mouse when she wanted to cross the sidewalk.

She was most likely run over by an e-bike! Murder on the run!

While I was taking pictures of the scene I got run over myself, so did Joy whom I was with.

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING.......S...O...O...O...R..R...Y FOR BREATHING PEOPLE!...stupid, reckless cyclists.

So before I got seriously injured or ended up pulling one of those high-performance athletes off his e-bike I shot these 2 pictures on the run and left the scene.



Evidence 1 : Innocent victim of e - mobility on sidewalk


How dare I walk on a public footpath? In good weather by the river?

I can't blame the gentlemen for using the public sidewalk for their physical fitness, because you have a better view of the river when you speed past at 50 km / h. Why bothering using the official bike path a little further up when you can terrorize pedestrians?

And with this question I leave you.
But before look into the eye of the bike victim!

Also do recognize how cute this little creature from heaven is/was. Even in death this mouse is pretty. May this little cute bundle rest in piece...and damn you sausage skin cyclist who ruined my photo shoot and this mouse life.



Evidence 2: Innocent victim of e - mobility


Now tell me, do you have any experience with overly motivated cyclists in sausage skins with kids helmets and a body that doesn't mirror the appearance?
And who killed the mouse?


©bulldog-joy


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It's a food chain!
The truck drivers complain about small cars.
Car drivers complain about bikers.
Bikers complain about pedestrians.

Poor mouse..

Lol true...watching those cyclists you could get the feeling they are driving a semi 😂 I complain about everything that I'm not currently using 🤣

Well, I for one haven't been able to ride a bicycle for years due to my health issues. I would love to buy an e-bike, but I can't afford one. So I'm stuck walking everywhere, which is getting harder now too, and I can't go as far as I used to, so I almost never leave my apartment. Public transport here sucks, so it still requires lots of walking and hours of time that exhausts me too.

That being said, I wouldn't be dressing in some spandex sausage skin (that term cracked me up, by the way) to ride one, I'd be wearing my normal clothes to ride to the grocery store or whatever. I didn't wear spandex when I was able to ride a regular bike, since for me it was my transportation and not a race or leisure exercise (and even then, I struggled with it, no matter how much I did it. I used to ride it 4 miles one way to and from my work nearly every day and it never got any easier. I've always had some health issues that were just ignored). I can't imagine going fast enough on a bicycle, e- or otherwise, to run over a mouse. Do e-bikes even go that fast that you couldn't stop in time? I thought they had speed limits, though I suppose if you were rolling downhill at full speed and pedaling at the same time, maybe.

Sorry bout your health issues dude. And to answer your question, yes you can run a mouse over with a bike. It is not necessarily the speed but the impact that killed the poor lil thing.

I just blame the cyclists because they annoy me lol.😄

I have a few ways we could rectify this problem.. Not all ethical. I am packing my bags and heading to Germany. We will seek vengeance on this sausage skin wearer with a God complex! They shall pay dearly for their wrongs!!

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All joking aside (if I am joking) .. Poor mouse. Never stood a chance against that bike. Hopefully it was quick and painless. You need to start carrying a solid walking stick, then insert it into the spokes as they force you from the walkway INTENDED for WALKING! Sausage for brains I tell ya. If the shoe fits! hehe.

Priceless thanks 😂.

Those bicyclists sprouted like weed during lockdown. They are an issue as something happens once you hop on that tiny, butt hurting saddle. They think they ride a tank and consider others?...nope. On a Sunday walking along the river means....RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING constantly, back and forth. All you do when walking is playing Frogger...and everyone leaves a comment about Joy, his weight. I get it, he looks big. But he lost 28lbs and knowing that it's just annoying.

Go play there bicyclists 😂

Hey hey...
Where are you?
Hope all is good...

I was just thinking that same thing. Missing the BDJ @bulldog-joy

Hope it's just some internet issues and she is ok... :/

Yoyoyoy! What's happening!!!

Nothing worse than the e bike crowd, fake cycling and pretending to save the planet while ruining the lives of normal pedestrians everywhere. Get a proper bike you lazy bums.

Like the sausage skin analogy, I shall combine it with my normal shouting tirade at e cyclers

Poor mouse, hope a cat found it so it didn't go to waste.

Nice pics as always BTW😁

😄 Lol thanks...the mouse gets recognized, that was worth the post. Poor lil souls that fade away unnoticed every day and with them their beauty...😇