Thank ya!

Don't get me wrong, we have plenty of that too, they just never let off the throttle and pass'em in the turn lane here. For the past few years they've been 'right-sizing' the main drags here, which mostly seems to consist of taking a street with two lanes going each direction and reducing it to one each way with a turn lane in the middle. You wouldn't think that'd be enough to make people lose their minds but it seems to have worked out that way. Ha, here you're going to slow if you're only driving the speed limit, I've definitely passed cops doing 15 over the limit, looked over and made eye contact and then kept right on going and they don't do anything.

Here at least the old people are playing second fiddle to the bourbon trail, think we may have reached the point where emphasizing alcohol may be backfiring. There's a bar here that gets hit often enough that we've verbed its name and just call it a magbarring when a building gets hit.