Greetings and welcome, hope this finds you jumping bail. Celebrity Billionaire Apprentice: Government Edition has officially commenced, and with where the pilot left off, you know it's going to be a doozy.
The liberals are wallowing in woe and don't seem to know their illusion of choice act is wearing thin. The Resistance is dead, long live the Resistance!
There's been an omnipresent noise as of late, started out as a distant sucking sound, but as everyone has taken their turn kissing the ring it's escalated to a dull roar. Should be an interesting next few years, reckon we'll be finding out what folks are using for a backbone.
Last train to Sanetown, now departing. Guess that just leaves one other train.
Welcome to the Shitshow. Pop some popcorn and take a moment to appreciate this masterpiece of the theater of the absurd. And when it gives you nightmares, just remember this quote by Cesar Chavez:
“You cannot un-educate the person who has learned to read. You cannot humiliate the person who feels pride. You cannot oppress the people who are not afraid anymore.”
You cannot fix a person who doesn't want to be fixed.