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I think you're confusing me with @otherbrandt. I'm actually an accomplished chef.

I have complete faith in @otherbrandt's cooking. I'm sure he dices the plastic wrappers up really finely. I mean, who needs eggs for an omelette when melted plastic congeals?

@otherbrandt isn't the issue here, you're projecting like Hellywood.

I was always of the impression that @brandt and @otherbrandt were a package deal. I've never met the guy. There is this wax figure at the local wax museum that shows the old Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde movie character with Mr. Hyde literally fused onto the back of Dr. Jekyll. That's kind of what I'm picturing. If you don't like the cooking style of one side, you just flip him over...so I'm vouching for @otherbrandt.

😂 I love your description here, totally picturing it. I think they are a package deal, but I'm not sure that each knows what the other is doing until after the fact.

If you don't like the cooking style of one side, you just flip him over...so I'm vouching for @otherbrandt.

I'll second that!

I am starting to feel like we are beating him up a little bit now, so I'm going to stop commenting. Lol.

He needs his strength for the journey. 😂