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BLESS ME EYES!!!!!!!! IS IT??? COULD IT BE???

The FEARSOME PIRATE OF THE SEAS - WADDLEPUDDLE!!!! Aye!!!! She be fierce when it come to love, and strong when it come to blessings! I be honored to have ye aboard me humble ship, Pirate WaddlePuddle! hhehe

and of course.... I be seein' that lovely phrase up there - so rest assured... ye be entered! :)

Why, Forgive me Capt'n Dreemie, for I am but a mere English Woman venturing into this wild adventure. For quite a while, I have yearned for a tussle for my boudoir... It would be a pleasure to master the language of pirates. For now, have me say, your apprentice?

I haven't the slightest idea what i just spewed😐

ye spewed it well and good! And ye've twisted me arm! I shall take ye on as an apprentice!!! LOL Come and learn with me and the other skalliwags on me ship! And ye will be spewin' more piratespeek than yer britches can hold!

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I hope my britches don't fall off in public. I would hate to be summoned by the King (Penderis) for misconduct!

I think ye be meaning... the King OF MISCONDUCT!!!

That - be @penderis!!! lol

He is isn't he? Still a fine gentleman if I do say so myself, even with his mustache turned upwards to the high heaven. In all his brooding glory...🚶‍♀️

He is quite the brooder... quite the miscreant... and quite the gentleman all at once!

i say... we kidnap this king of misconduct and keep him tied up on our ship! We might be in need of some entertainment, and he be the best at that!

(He had me laughing so so hard this morning from a voice message - i could barely breathe!!! LOL he's as feisty as they come! LOL)