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RE: A Hike in White & not so White

Good afternoon Hannes,

hahaha, they are all over and a certain mountain goat that I know will also soon also be one of the old farts 🤣 !LOLZ

It will surely make life so much easier if we could have that again, but now we have to wait until we are in the 90s before we can be like that again 😁

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Good evening Zac,

oh yes, they get more and more each day and I'm already feeling like one, my friend 🤣 !LOLZ

Haha, yep you're right, I only hope that there will be someone who feeds and cleans me when I'm 90 because my wife will need the same help too 😂


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Good afternoon Hannes,

nope, not yet, as you are still a wee bit too young. It starts at 60 and then it gradually worsens every year after that. At 70 one can dance around naked in public and no one will take notice, except the dogs that want to lick something 🤣 !LOLZ

Oooh! I can see some real trouble for you in those days. Your wife is a decent woman and she will have a lady cleaning her, but of course you will have a sexy young girl cleaning you, instead of a guy and I can imagine the great amounts of trouble that you will get into every day and night 😉

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Good evening Zac,

I think I'll never dance naked in the public, at least not when a dog is around 😂 !LOLZ

So it might be better if my wife had a young boy cleaning her?


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Good morning Hannes,

I am early because I am dodging the power cuts.

Nope, when you get to that age, you won't care even if there are 1o dogs around 🤣 !LOLS

Again a nope, as your wife will insist on an elderly lady to help her, as then they can chat the days away.
Women like to talk you know 😉

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Good evening Zac,

I didn't have any time today to make replies.

Haha, and maybe I will like what the dogs will be doing .. 😂 !LOLZ

Well, when they chat all day long she will not notice what's going on on my side, will she.


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Good afternoon Hannes,

Not to worry as you are busy, or sleeping as usual 🤣

Ach! You will so like what the dogs are doing that you will have a nervous breakdown 🤣 !LOLZ

Nope, I thought that you know women. Your missus will whisper her suspicions to the elderly lady and they will conspire together to catch you in the act. That will be that.
Your washing lady will be fired, and your wheelchair will be taken away. A big rough guy will be placed next to your bed to jerk you around and to wash you with a hard brush every day 😜

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Good evening Zac,

I would say sleeping, because since I had the flu I love sleeping even more 😂 !LOLZ

As long as I don't like it too much and they think this would be a lekker bone to chew on 😂 !LOLZ

I think I still don't know much about them and it seems I can learn a lot from you about women 😅


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