LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/25/2024

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/25/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-2-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-17-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-17-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 41 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 33 which belongs to our lucky winner:

ironshield
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@ironshield, 41 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Sort:  

Here's my !LOLZ entry for this raffle, with !PIZZA! 😎

Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 🤣

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Horray, thank you!!! !LOLZ

Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Congrats! !LUV

ironshield, iceledy sent you LUV. 🙂 (1/4) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

!LOLZ

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of tub3r0

(1/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas a grizzy and 3 polars.
It’s the bear minimum.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ !MEME

I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

Credit: gillianpearce
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pirulito.zoado

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ !LUV

lolz.burner, astramar sent you LUV. 🙂 (1/5) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

My second !LOLZ entry for Today! !ALIVE 🤡

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. (1/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!VSC
!LOLZ
!PIZZA

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/1)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (19/50)

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. (5/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.

Credit: dyson-the-booper
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (20/50)

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. (6/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/8)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!ALIVE !VSC 🙃

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@pepetoken! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. (2/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

How often should you tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(10/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP

I ran out of LOLZ for my second LOLZ entry for today. 🤯😅 !BEER

Never mind !LOL 🤣

What do you mean 🤯😅 !PIZZA

Hotel receptionists are creepy.
They spend all day checking people out.

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Here you go !LOLZ

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

First entry for Thursday! !LOLZ 🤡

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of keechadkikali

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(5/5) tipped @fun.farms
barski tipped lolz.burner
savvytester tipped lolz.burner

!LOLZ

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. (8/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

One more
!LOLZ

My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 🤣

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

What is a ghosts favorite candy?
Boo boo clusters.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Congrats to @ironshield
!LOLZ

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Thank you! !LOLZ

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi

Credit: reddit
@fjworld, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ
!MEME

!LOLZ 😉

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Your !LOLZ command there didn't work. 😅

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi

Credit: reddit
@sylmarill, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

Which is faster
hot or cold?, Hot, because you can easily catch a cold.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

Credit: ifiwasfrank
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP