LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/23/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/23/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-30-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-15-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-15-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 34 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@yeckingo111
@henruc22-3
@astramar24-5
@servelle26-7
@akiraymd18
@manuvert29-10
@fjworld111
@ieronimus212-13
@irvet214-15
@efmm116
@savvytester217-18
@cursephantom119
@anonyvoter120
@edgerik121
@zionic.leo222-23
@cryptovisitor124
@svanbo225-26
@iceledy227-28
@astym229-30
@ladyaryastark131
@pepetoken132
@holovision133
@memehive134

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 18 which belongs to our lucky winner:

savvytester
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@savvytester, 34 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ !HUG

The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

This one you've been winning as well, @savvytester? !LOLZ !INDEED

Yes, that's what happens when you actively join such giveaways (almost) every single day. 😎😏 !HOPE !INDEED !WEIRD

I think I saw you winning 2 days in a row. Could be my mistake !wine !DIY !HOPE

I !INDEED won the LOLZ burner raffle 2 days in a row last month, and also won a LOLZ burner raffle on the same day as the winning the giveaway by actifit-chris. 🤔😎😏 !PIZZA !HOPE !WEIRD

That must have been your lucky day! !HUG !wine !STRIDE

Yes !INDEED. 🤔😎 I would say that it is one of what we could get for joining giveaways (here on Hive) consistently. 😎😅 !LOLZ

My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.

Credit: reddit
@svanbo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Too bad that it's no Hive or HBD !INDEED !wine !HUG

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Thanks for the 34 !LOLZ prize on the most recent LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎🤗 !LUV

@lolz.burner, @savvytester(7/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Happiness is a flame that never dies."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(10/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Just continue burning 2 LOLZ per day (which currently starts at 09:00 UTC) for the LOLZ burner project so that you can win more often! 🧘‍♂️🤗🤓

!HOPE !INDEED !PIZZA !WEIRD

I try to do this always when I have time for this🫠🫠🤝
!LOLZ
!HBIT

!LOLZ
!HBIT

astym, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (savvytester) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

Sorry, but you didn't find a bonus treasure token today. Try again tomorrow...they're out there! Your random number was 0.5351095688513396, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It's a little meteor

Credit: reddit
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lol

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lol

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

(1/1)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!lolz

What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!ZOMBIE !LOLZ

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(2/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(3/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

Credit: dksart
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ
!BBH

Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.

Credit: boboman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It's a little meteor

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ 😁

Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight.
Of course, those are only round figures.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Congrats @savvytester !PIMP !LOL

Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Good to know that you won again 5 days after your previous win on the LOLZ burner raffle! 🤓😎😏 !HOPE !INDEED !PIZZA !HUG

Burn !LOLZ

If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

Congratulations @savvytester ! !LOLZ !INDEED

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

I won again on the LOLZ burner raffle draw 8 days after my previous win! 🥳😎😏 !HOPE !INDEED !PIZZA !HUG

You're lucky recently... !wine !PIZZA !LUV

@savvytester, @svanbo(4/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Life is a gift—unwrap it with joy."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.
Made with LUV by crrdlx

!LOLZ !HUG

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.

Credit: gillianpearce
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ 🤣

I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
svanbo tipped savvytester (x2)
@savvytester(1/5) tipped @svanbo (x7)
savvytester tipped zionic.leo
savvyplayer tipped astramar

Come get MOONed!

Congrats @savvytester
!MEME
!LOLZ

What do you call an elepant who is the head of an Italian gang?
A masta-Don.

Credit: deanlogic
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOL

I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.

Credit: benthomaswwd
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM