LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/24/2023

in LOLZ's Fun House7 months ago (edited)

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/24/2023

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 10-1-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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The Winner

This giveaway is too new! We don't have a post to draw yet. Our first drawing will occure on September 2nd.

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Go! Go! !LOL

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ 🤣

What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepe-cash

(1/1)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of dewabrata

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

Why did the parents not like their son’s biology teacher?
He had skeletons in his closet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Since you guys love jokes I found a real good bitcoin joke online somewhere; Here it is:
Q: What's the difference between SpaceX and Bitcoin?

A: SpaceX will actually return to earth after takeoff…

!LOLZ

Nice! !lolz

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

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@cptsilva, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cptsilva

(1/1)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of kungfukid

(1/1)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ 🤡

What do you call a dead magician?
An abra-cadaver.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!lolz

Autocorrect
Can't live with it can't live meow it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOL

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.curator

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOL

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of voltz-blag

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOL

Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of photo-curator

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of flquin

(1/2)
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!LOLZ

Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thebighigg

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of synergized

(1/8)

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!LOLZ

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Let them burn! :D
!LOLZ

What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of orionvk

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

We like the way you play the game! !PGM
Thanks for being a supporter of The LOLZ Project.

Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

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BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

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!LOLZ 🤣

Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar ?
He was best in his field .

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(3/10)

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!LOLZ 🤣

I don't get to play. :( But I can add to the pot! !lolz

!hiqvote

!gif burn it all

I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.

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(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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In addition, @lolz.burner gets !LOOL from @hiq.redaktion.

For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our Discord. And don't forget to vote HiQs fucking Witness! 😻

!LOLZ

Why was the river rich?
Because it had two banks.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(2/10)
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!LOLZ

What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of heruvim1978

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM