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RE: Canadian Rockies: Chasing waterfalls, unicorns and rainbows in Jasper National Park

in Worldmappin4 years ago

I was going to give you a different tip like, look both ways before you crossed the road but I figured you know that gem of wisdom already.

OK, so no Jasper head-dunking. I get it. I am but a roookie in respect of Jasperising and will defer to your experience in this matter. Of course, I reckon I'll probably push you in if the opportunity arises...For fun you know. I'll be sensible about it and not too it too close upstream from a waterfall. I'm not an idiot after all.

Spirit-Jasperising isn't going to cut it. I need to real liferise it.

You're welcome for the tip. My pleasure.

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I will be your Jaspering master teacher if you ever make it. I think your a natural born...just have to resist the urge to EMA all the fluffies. I'll still make you dunk your head tho. My foot turns purple after like 2 minutes in the water you know....for fun! I get Jasper is nicer and more enjoyable in human form that spirit form.

You give better tips than I do... my tips are more like...don't eat yellow snow and stuff.

My foot turns purple after like 2 minutes in the water you know

I can hold my breath for 125 seconds under duress...So...Just saying.

don't eat yellow snow and stuff.

This is valuable shit for people like me who are not snow-initiated.

lol I suppose that actually would be valuable information to you.

I might hold you to that, hold your breath under water the glacier water for 125 seconds. It would be entertaining to me at least. I'm sure you could do it but I bet after you would fly out of there like a bat out of hell wanting to EMA everything in sight to warm up!

I wouldn't do this to you but ever heard of the "polar bear dip"? if not research it. It's a thing in Canada generally to raise money for charities.

It would be entertaining to me at least.

No doubt. If I survive I will EMA you to within an inch of your life expiring...And then...Moose burgers.

I looked it up...I'll polar bear dip when you do.

lol, ok we do it together then. I'm cold just thinking about it! BRRR

I haven't done it yet but I can't say I never thought about it.

When I looked it up I saw a lot of bikinis and board shorts.

Here's me dressed for it and contemplating getting in.

LMFAO, I can see how you would think that way but if ya gonna be wet in cold water, the less clothes the better, in other words, the warmer you will be. But I would probably have that same facial expression tho :D