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i should make a movie script

my exchange student took me drinking and i let this candle wax drip on am old table cloth and resturaunt owner was like "you ruined the table cloth" and i kept offering more euros like 20 to pay for it and she looked at us 15 and 16 yeat old kids and started blaming us for the iraq war and saying "you Americans think you can solve everuthing with money?" lol i was like yeah well do u want it or not,

people eithee loved us and worshipped us as cool american guys or hated us and despised us for conquering them in ww2 a funny joke i would always bring up which makde them laugh

every day we hearf a new folklore tale aboit an austrian man who
sold hos soul to the devil