The Comedy Open Mic Weekly Showcase


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This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.

Now, let's get into this week's showcase.

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@cheeamaka - DOES YOUR NAME SUIT YOU?

Some parents here give their kids names like Richman because they think that by so doing, the child would automatically be a rich man when he grows up. Some call their child Wisdom hoping that the child would turn out to be like the wise king Solomon. But, I think all that is false, else how can use explain the case of the former president of America - George BUSH. If people become the names they bear, shouldn't someone like president Bush be a farmer, or shouldn't he be living in the bush? . Or someone like the DANNY DRINKWATER, the Chelsea football team midfielder, what's he doing playing football? shouldn't he working in a table water factory or something?

These examples are hilarious, I mean who names their child "Drinkwater"?
Is your name Peace, Grace or God's time? You should check the post to know if you're actually living according to your name. The post may come off as an attack but a lot accept the truth in it.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@cheeamaka/does-your-name-suit-you

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@emreal - You Can Not Be Smart Forever

Emeka has never been faithful to any lady only his friends knows that secret but to the ladies, his sweet and enticing words always works on them like charm, anything he says they always believe him. That guy acts so calm and innocent when he is with one lady, he can swear to her that his heart and everything belongs to her and no other lady. But immediately she leaves another lady will come over hehe. Men hmmm.

That one friend that's popular with girls but the girls never realize it until it's over. Emeka must be able to organise a class to train some guys lol.

I knew we are going to be in trouble very soon. Everything is alright my guy he said, Moreover i differentiated their numbers as Joy 1 and Joy 2 hehe! Atleast I tried this time around right? I didn't respond to that.

The thing with having more than one person in your contact list with same names. This post has a real blow, you should read it to find out.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@emreal/you-can-not-be-smart-forever

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@diebitch - Top 10 reasons this post is not written by an AI

AI went after the livelihood of artists and now it has come for writers! Tell an AI to write a funny article about writing a funny article written by an AI and you get the following output
If you need more reasons why my articles can't be written by an AI, here goes!

The community has a rule against AI writing posts but she made a really good convincing list of what AI can't do and. Check out the list, they're funny but true.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@diebitch/top-10-reasons-this-post

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@humbe - A dropout from the "school of life" and streetwise course.

Everything happened too fast within a blink of an eye, one grabbed the phone from the lady in front of me and they both ran away. My foolish adrenalin got me pumped up to chase them for what I don't know. I was a regular runner back then so I was high on Dopamine and I was able to catch up running next to them, but reducing my speed every time I got closer.

This post tells more about the street life and how she let her adrenaline take charge until she realized herself on the way, it's hilarious to imagine someone pursuing another with no intention of getting a hold of them.

A few minutes after our turn, two guys who were walking behind us rushed to us and demanded we stop. My friend pulled my hand to recruit me to run but I was too forward. I pulled back and she ran for her life alone. I was annoyed and kept walking thinking this was a silly prank and foolish pickup line, I mean who robs ice cream? Later I realised it was serious when they started asking for a phone.

Sometimes, choosing to run is best but she decided not run along with her friend and you should find out what happened next in the post.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@humbe/a-dropout-from-the-school-of-life-and-streetwise-course

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These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.

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