Welcome to New COM

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Back by popular demand!!! Well, it was just two people, but their enthusiasm felt like 5 people.

They say laughter is the best medicine. If only those people who died of the plague knew it instead of crying over their fate (Too soon?). Well, laughter isn't the best medicine, but this isn't Comedy M.D either, so it matters little to us. However, feel welcome to invite us to laugh at you while you have a deadly disease.

Let's Get Less Serious, Shall We?

Our COMedy COMmunity COMes back to life (Too heavy on the COM?) by learning the best way to survive: adaptability. We always had a motto at COM, if it works for cockroaches, it works for us. Unfortunately, it's also the reason our admins don't keep a can of Raid spray around and our houses are bug-infested.

Everything about COM felt a bit restricting to some extent, from rules to criteria. So, similar to a man who just got out of prison, it's time for us to be less anal.

What does this mean, exactly? Well, it means that COM is becoming like the U.S upon discovering a new country with oil, our criteria is about to expand.

The New COM

The new COMmunity promises to be more laid back with the aim of it being a fun community being a priority. We will no long strict our users to specific use of emojis or GIFs, although don't expect us not to mock you for it. GIFs and Emojis are the cancer of comedy posts and we stand behind that. Still, feel free to use it.

Also, topic wise, we would also love to hear more about your relationship with comedy, your favorite comedy films, comedians, T.V shows, anything that makes you laugh. You could review comedy films here. But remember it's all about COM with an O here, we don't want you all to start sharing facial compilations in our COMmunity. Although feel free to DM them to us.

In Summary

Share your funny stories, rants, dark jokes, dark fantasies, nudes, those secret pictures you have dressed as a little girl with diapers after turning 25, we know have them. Comedy Open Mic is back more unstoppable, more unkillable and probably more unlikeable than ever before.

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 3 months ago  

Never too early to crack a post-prison-anal joke.

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The whole 'less serious' section absolutely killed me!

Seeing this on a Tuesday morning sparkled my day with lightsssss💡💡💡⚡⚡!

Let's get it started.

Thank you Admin!

One of the things I love about this new development is the fact that we can share our favorite comedy series.

That tickles my eardrum

This version is gonna be a lit 🔥. Heheh. Let’s get on!

Share your puns when misunderstanding embarrassed you in public, or you have to change your voice just to save your friends life lol, some hostel stories hehe

This is going to be more fun!!! Welcome back.

I'm always ready to get serious about being less serious.

Great jokes in here, right out the gate. It's never too soon for a joke about plague. As far as I'm concerned, it's never too heavy on the COM, either.

I think that COM motto should go on the banner somewhere, and I'm going to start pushing #noraid.

You were wise to distinguish between COM and cum at the end there... we don't need this turning into a bukkake playground. If you want to share those DM's in the COM Discord though, it might increase traffic there.

Now, I'm going to spend my day trying to use my internal AI to create a video COMpilation of cockroach facials. Thank you for that inspiration.

Amir must finally be on the wacky backy and has become more chill in his old age

Oh, amazing. Welcome back.

Oh wow
This is amazingg!!