Boys Settle Dispute at The Game House.

in Comedy Open Mic2 years ago (edited)

Good morning, I hope you are doing well. I'd like to take a trip down memory lane and tell you about some of the silly things my friends and I did in high school. I hope this brings a smile to your face.

My high school pals and I were known for our boastfulness, especially when it came to settling scores. Several situations call for us to go to the game house (home away from home) to settle certain scores, which I would gladly discuss with you.
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We usually go to the game house on a Monday after school because after the weekend Barclay Premier League match, if I'm unlucky that weekend and my team loses, the first thing my friends do when they see me is throw banter at me about how bad my team performed over the weekend, and the same goes for everyone else whose team loses or draws that day.

The banther is always in the morning and is usually entertaining if your team had a good weekend. Usually, we finish the banther at the game house, where there will be a competition among people who are throwing banther at each other. The loser will pay for the game and purchase incentives for the winner, then come in front of the class the next day to publicly apologize to the winner and his football team. Giving an apology does not guarantee that this occurrence will not occur throughout the next week; yet, this is how our Mondays at high school normally begin.

After a football game with a neighboring school, we usually win, but if we don't, one or two people are always accused, and those who are blamed will debate and try to show themselves worthy, and it doesn't always go away easy unless it's settled at the game house. Our rule is that the loser must pay and purchase incentives for the winner.

Finally, boys will always be boys, this is a secrete our ladies are unaware of. Days before our end-of-the-year party, we normally get together to discuss among ourselves and ensure that none of us has a conflict of interest about the girl to hang out with during the party. If two guys want to hang out with the same girl during our discussion, we all head straight to the game house to iron things out. This time it will be a three-day event, and you must win all three days or two of the three days. We, the observers, will cover the cost of the game and refreshments to guarantee that they remain calm and not in any form of distress.

High school was entertaining and provided ample opportunity to try new things. I occasionally wish to relive all of the thrills.

Thank you and have a lovely day.

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😂😂, we do not speak enough about male banters.. imagine apologizing in front of the class😂😂

Apologising was part of the terms and conditions you have to agree on before we head to the game house to iron out differences.

Apologizing must be hard, after losing the bet.

Yeah, its hard but you have to do it if you lose.