The happiness of getting a job

in Comedy Open Miclast year (edited)

As my guy received his appointment letter, he wanted to be the very first person to appear at work. By 2:55AM, he woke up and wanted to go to work by that time, I saw his call, and I didn't want to answer because it was too early in the morning, but since, he is my tiger-nut friend, I answered, and he told me, he is on his way to my house to borrow my bathing soap.

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Giving my bathing soap and my towel to someone is something I have stopped, because sharing of those two things has taught me that, I will be subject to having rashes, ringworm and all other skin diseases, so I didn't answer him that I was going to gave him my soap and my towel, and beside, it was still early in the morning, I asked him to check his time, if a normal person would call by that time.

He responded to me that, I have not been really happy before, If I know how an happy man do things, then I will understand how he is feeling right now.

The guy didn't want to listened, he used the words happiness to cover the thing I was saying, and as a friend, there is nothing I could do, I have to accept him the way he is, so he reached where I stay, and boom, he was even with his clothes, when I asked him, "where does he want to go to and why all this rush" he answered, "to work". He wants to go early since he was asked to reports to work very early in the morning, so he wants to be the first person that is going to arrive at the workplace.

Even when he reach my place it was still around 3:34 Am, I told him, "guy are you really sure you want to go by this time?" he looks at me and snubbed, he get into my bathroom and bathe with my soap, clean himself with my towel after bathing and he rob my cream, I told him to chill, at least let the time be 6:00 AM, so he can move freely on the road.

He couldn't wait for me to complete my statement, and he rush out of the house. In my street, there's this big trunk that when it is night time, some people calling themselves guards would used the big trunk to block the road, so that before thief's could pass through they would know, so my guy was rushing to get to the office, and the big crossing trunk make him to fall, his white shirt tore and became dirty as he put his back on the big trunk.

I was about to pray but I hear someone's knocked on my door, I echo out, "who was the person" because I didn't expect anybody, after my guy has left, he respond that, he is the one, I open the door and it was my guy, i asked him "what happened and why his he coming back?" he explained to me, how he fall because of the big trunk that is kept by guard's on the road, because he could not see that it was there.

I gave him my thread and needle to sew his shirt, he pulled his shirts and begin to sew, before he could finish sewing the shirt with the threed and needle, it was getting to 9:37 AM, because the shirt tore in many places, my guy who wanted to be the very first person in the workplace was late. Lolz

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Hahahaha, but if he could come from a distance and then bathe with your soap, clean with your towel and use your cream, why can't he wear your clothes? Are you not of the same size? I hope he didn't lose the job? 😅. Coming late for a job on the first day is really a bad impression. He was very enthusiastic to resume. How long did he stay looking for a job?😃😃. I pray he maintains the initial gragra he started with 😅

He explained to the manager and he understands him, but quoted him to be gentle with his job, thanks for stopping by.

3am to work?? who does he wants to go and meet in the office??
or maybe he is on night shift because what the hell??😀

He was not on night shift, he wanted to be the first to arrive at the office.

Bathing soap and towel
This guy is serious oh,
Hehe you sure say this your friend no like security work, by 3am, guy he tried oh, by that time his employer should be sleeping like a dead man

Bathing soap and towel are to be used personal but he didn't mind, he believes going by 3:34 AM was going to make him the very first person in the office.

I guess he wants to receive an award for best worker of the year but no be like this. Having a good job can be exhilarating but still one needs temperance to be able to control the emotions.

It is well with him

My guy was not temperance, he was aiming for an award, thanks for coming through dear friend.

You're welcome

Lo! The saying, the first shall be the last. Why is your friend sowing his shirt. Does it mean he has only one shirt?

No, he has many, thanks for stopping by dear friend.

😂😂 The happiness got all of him, and controlled his emotions. Hope he wasn't sacked that day. First day lateness, that is never a good sign for an employee.

He was not sacked, thanks for stopping by.

You are welcome sir

Going to work by 3:am is luck that he didn't loss his life who does that he should cool down.....

He has learned to go work in the applicable time.
3:am is not safe.

Is not at all