Tools of the Trade: F*ckin Magnet

in Comedy Open Mic2 years ago (edited)

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Fourth in the Tools of the Trade series. We defy the scientists and marvel at the miracle of the magnet.

There is no miracle in the video editing though. I messed that up royally somehow.


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Hahaha. I was far away from the ceramic but you are right. One of these should be about getting a hammer and respirator.

Fucking magnets!!

After all these years, that shit still entertains me.

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