I'm afraid to even say the word crypto in case some government buttwad jumps out from behind a pole and yells out tax! Lol.

I agree, accountants have a hard job which is why my, soon-to-be-ex accountant is struggling. I feel sorry for him to be honest as he will lose several clients, but that doesn't excuse his behaviour today.

Only taxing gains when moving crypto into fiat would be much simpler. But I'm not holding my breath for any changes.

Indeed, and I'd be happy with that scenario; I'd even pay 50%.