When I was working at a graphic design studio in the nineties, the owner let us pick our own job titles for business cards. I chose

One-Eyed Jack of All Trades

As I was part Macintosh production artist, part typographer, part network administrator, and part proofreader, it was fitting. Most of our clients weren’t aware of it but I also happen to have only one functioning real eye, the other is a prosthetic.