Yeah, I'd like to see him trying to explain this mess to the cops as well. "You see, there were these free tokens handed out to some people and I didn't get them. Could you put these thieves handing out free samples behind bars? I already tried getting back at them by stealing a bunch of money from their Steem wallets, but it didn't help. The money I stole was stolen from me. Those hackers and thieves belong in jail." I like to imagine it would go something like that. :P