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There once was a bird named moo moo
He was a fucken big ass emu
He had feathers and wings, and other bits
But couldn't fly which gave him the shits

There once was a duck named Shelly
it ate bread till it had a full belly
her wings were to weak
to carry her fat cheeks
she died soon. She wasn't healthy

Shelly had a friend called Mary
Whose life at the pond was scary
She kept her head down but was killed in a hunt
And Shelly thought oh what a cunt pity

Pitiful indeed are such stories
of ducks and their pond worries
Shelly and Mary are but examples
of poor luck grabbing ankles
and demise becomes a series.

The pond is a dangerous place
Shot, drowned, a slap on the face
With care one can thrive just like on Hive
Enjoy a life feeling much more alive

A life to enjoy in such a place
gives plenty and returns at rates
ever increasing towards a future
soon to come to every user
by Hive's transparent grace

There was a girl called Grace, she had a lovely face
Her personality was shit which wasn't a hit
So she had no friends and that's how the story ends