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She can be glad it was only her thigh and the horse didn't hit higher 😂 !LOLZ


!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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Horse in 'special pajamas' is not so tall (slightly taller than a pony), doing things without thinking you normally pay the price.

!BEER
!PIZZA

Oh, I have never seen one in nature and thought they were higher. I have a similar pajamas at home, just other colours 🤣 !LOLZ


!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.

Credit: marshmellowman
@joanstewart, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @johannpiber
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@johannpiber denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!
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My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

Credit: vaipraonde
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@johannpiber denkt du hast ein Vote durch @investinthefutur verdient!
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