There is no truth in the story that once, when very young and going on a date, that while preparing for said date one thought it would be a good idea take Henry Cooper at his word and "Splash it all over" one's dangly bits.
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There is no truth in the story that once, when very young and going on a date, that while preparing for said date one thought it would be a good idea take Henry Cooper at his word and "Splash it all over" one's dangly bits.