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Eyes up here! Prevert

Pvreert

Pervert but pronounced like Colbert in Stephen Colbert! Pervair!

Are you challenging me? Well, pervert pronounced like a Frenchman: L'perverteur

Pervert with long rolling r's so I sound like a machine gun!

I laughed too much with this one XDDDDDDD

I hope you piss your pants, too!

P.S. I'm following you now because you have a sense of humor.