Lol...I'm sure that book, and General Cat will take us to victory! A free Australia, we can only dream of it...But now that dream could be a reality.
Tally ho, and forward to victory!
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Lol...I'm sure that book, and General Cat will take us to victory! A free Australia, we can only dream of it...But now that dream could be a reality.
Tally ho, and forward to victory!
I'll take a regiment of Roos, and a battalion of Emus, please. We'll be needing those to scare off the English, as Field Marshal Lé Meow dictates. I'm putting him in command of our invasion force, and you Aussies will be leading along the Southern shore of the British Isles, since the weather there might be suitable for you.
En garde!
Those emu's look like they mean business. Scary bastards. Stole my fucking cheezles all those years ago...Still looking for that one...Going to wring his neck.
That's why we need them! The English love their snacks, and nothing else will put a show of sheer terror in their face like a horde of Emus stealing their crisps, specifically a battalion sized one. Plus, if these flightless birds can beat you Aussies, they'll make a piecemeal of those English. The Battle of Hastings, once again!
Emu's advance!
I do have at my disposal a Highly trained Tactical team of Alpacas for support.
Yes! You can now be part of the Holy Alliance, and we thank you for your contribution of Alpacas to the war effort. Although not as hardy or potent as a Llama, they're more than enough to put sheer terror into the hearts of our enemies! They're adept at camouflage, as well XD
Remember to bring those Roos around their flanks, too! We need good cavalry support on both flanks.
I'm bringing stealth-koalas too. Once they lock onto a target bro...They're on!
Yes! We can never have too many special forces units to break past enemy lines. We need these elite Koalas on board, ASAP!