Fools... fools one and all... All of the answers in this thread are ridiculously far off the mark.

This is the boobometer model 80085 it was developed by social scientists to understand men's brains better. To demonstrate exactly how this remarkable device works an extraordinary scientific feat was undertaken.

Galen input the data 3 days ago, divided the base tangent by the average number of people likely to visit this post, by the number of unique respondents (a process known as the mammary equation, developed by Titus Nippleonius Breastman) The immense machinations at play would deduce with pinpoint accuracy how many times the word 'boobs' would be used on this page...

In an almost perfect display of predictive modelling, the device, now almost at the end of the experiment reads 80084 just one short of the total number believed would emerge from this extremely complicated process. As an academic I have one deduction yet to summarise from this amazing demonstration...

BOOBS...