Big mistake!
Sabre Tooth sashimi is actually really good with a sprig of ginger and some soy sauce!
Your past life would have been better spent inventing one of those conveyor belts that could have moved your raw animal carcasses around the cave for all your caveman buddies to eat all at an inflated cost!
Bloody hell! why didn't my non-cognitive caveman brain think of this? Damn it!
Now, many lifetimes later, I really feel like sabre tooth sashimi! Any ideas where I may get one? ...Or is a standard modern-day tiger suitable.
...Oh hang on...This is the wrong sort of tiger...
Any half-decent sushi restaurant will sort you out. Just ask to order off the local menu, nudge nudge, wink wink 😉
Definitely don’t accept any substitutes, it’s sabre tooth or nothing!
I heard there's a good source in the wet-markets of Wuhan in China. Completely virus free, safe as it gets they reckon.
I'm sure there is a conspiracy theory out there somewhere which blames COVID-19 on the illegal sale of sabre tooth tiger meat...
Yeah...Time-travelling animal traffiking. Those Chinese wet-market operators have gone to the next level!