This Tree in My Neighborhood is a Naturally Occuring Gym Equipment

in EXHAUST7 days ago



Looking at this tree,it looks like just any other tree out there.

But I came to discover some very rare structural characteristics that made this tree so perfect for a pull-up equipment that it's surprising.

Look at this branch:

It's so perfect for a pull-up, it's just as if it was nature's intention to put one out here.

It's just like this pull-up bar equipment I'm hanging from here at the gym:

The branch came out with these two smaller branches that are just perfect for a grip.

None of the two are too big or too small for a grip. They're close together and on the same path level to ensure an balance. They're high enough for a pull-up. And even though they're small they're strong enough to hold any weight!

I looked at the other trees here and none of them had anything like this. This is a very rare occurrence and what a coincidence that they're right outside my house. Me! A bodybuilding enthusiast! I'm the one who got to have this strange natural phenomenon just outside my house.

What are the odds, man?

I only found out about this a few weeks ago, so all I do every time I step out of my house is just grab and do my reps. This workout builds the back muscles, it's safe to say I'm going to have a very massive back soon! 😃


Grab:

Hang:

Straighten back, arch chest:

Pull up, baby, pull up:



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