Camping isn't for everyone.

I've stayed in some of the best hotels one can find, cabins, villas and so on...but I love camping too, there's a certain freedom to it and I like the fact I have to be quite self reliant...no room service and all.

Anyway, I reckon if you came camping with me you'd like it...I'll teach you some bushcraft and while I'm not good at telling jokes I can be a funny fucker.