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Yes dada, To get my father off my back. It was either get a job or get married. Now choosing this form of prison life instead of that other similar kind seemed more appealing.

This reminded me of a talk show I watched long long ago. They were talking about which political party to vote in our country - the speaker was saying if you vote for party "A" you're letting a lion eat off your head. If you're voting for party "B: you're letting a tiger eat off your head. Now you need to decide who are you going to let eat your head off!